if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
- take car
- go to mum’s
- kill phil
- grab liz
- go to the winchester
- have a nice cold pint
- and wait for all this to blow over
Reblogged from Bubble girl Julz
Here’s a look at what those stains are trying to tell you.
1 Angular
If the victim was on the move, drops hit at an angle. The more oblique the impact, the longer the drop’s tail. The head points in the direction the person was traveling.2 High VelocityMisty, diffuse spatter is created by external force greater than 100 feet per second — which usually means a gunshot, an explosion, or (seriously) a sneeze.3 Hair ImpactA traumatic impact between head and surface tends to leave a stain with feathered edges, like someone squished a loaded paintbrush against the wall.4 Hair Swipe
If the smear fades out in one direction, the head was likely bloody before contact. The lightest edge of the swipe points in the direction the head was traveling.5 Fabric Swipe
More fluid than hair swipes, these stains sometimes display the imprint of the bloodied clothing. T-shirt weaves are often the easiest patterns to decipher.
Reblogged from True Forensics
Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]
Reblogged from Bubble girl Julz
King Henry’s quotes about/to his wives:
Katharine of Aragon: In respect of his marriage to Catherine of Aragon King Henry VIII stated that the lack of an heir was because his marriage was: “blighted in the eyes of God”
Anne Boleyn: “I beseech you now with all my heart definitely to let me know your whole mind as to the love between us; for necessity compels me to plague you for a reply, having been for more than a year now struck by the dart of love, and being uncertain either of failure or of finding a place in your heart and affection…”
Jane Seymour: (From his will.) “that the bones and body of his true and ‘loving wife, queen Jane,’ were to be placed in his tomb.”
(In a letter to Jane:)
“For the things ye lacked, I have minded my lord to supply them to you as soon as he could buy them. Thus hoping, shortly to receive you in these arms, I end for the present, Your own loving servant and sovereign”
Anne of Cleves:
This Henry VIII quote to Thomas Cromwell on the day of his wedding to Anne of Cleves on 5 Jan 1540. “My Lord, if it were not to satisfy the world, and my Realm, I would not do that I must do this day for none earthly thing.”
Catherine Howard: “Rose without a thorn”
Catherine Parr: He had given Catherine Parr the great honor of being Regent of England during his absence and referred to her as his “most dearly and most entirely beloved wife”
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Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN!
Reblogged from Bubble girl Julz
Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)
This makes too much sense.
LOL, YES!
Reblogged from twowaymirrors
things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
Reblogged from oldedictionary
With all this ‘white feminist playing and making art with their period blood’ on my dashboard, I did some research and came across this South African artist who uses hers own menstrual blood to address the queerphobia and violence she has experienced with being a South African lesbian, Zanele Muholi.
Through her use of menstrual blood in her show Isilumo siyaluma (Period Pains, 2006-2011) in Cape Town, Muholi sought to tell the story of black lesbians in South Africa and represent “curative rape.” She wrote of the project in a press release for the exhibit:
Isilumo siyaluma is a Zulu expression that can be loosely translated as “period pains/ periods pain”. Additionally, there is an added meaning in the translation that there is something secretive in and about this blood/“period in time.”
At one level, my project deals with my own menstrual blood, with that secretive, feminine time of the month that has been reduced within Western patriarchal culture as dirty.
On a deeper level then, my menstrual blood is used as a vehicle and medium to begin to express and bridge the pain and loss I feel as I hear and become witness to the pain of ‘curative rapes’ that many of the girls and women in my black lesbian community bleed from their vaginas and their minds.
Between March – May 2011, three (3) young black lesbians under the age of 25 were brutally murdered in various townships [….] As we continue to live and survive in troubled times as black lesbians in South Africa and within the continent, where rampant hate crimes and brutal killings of same gender loving women is rife, this ongoing project is an activist/artist’s radical response to that violence.
Reblogged from Historical Slut
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.
this makes me cry.
i cry everytime
fuck crying
At first I thought “Hmm… what’s this? I hope it’s not a troll post…”
Then it started.
And I saw it…
I saw everything again…
And I remembered the very last scene…
And I shattered.
this is literally my childhood (and most likely everyone else’s) all wrapped up in song
i am legit crying guys
It’s perfect to listen to while you look at the cloud post under this
Reblogged from I'M STUCK IN TUESDAY
